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Why do we find it necessary to "check in" on our ex's?
I know for me it's a constant battle in my head to convince myself that it's just me wanting to know that someone I once cared for deeply is alive and doing well.
but secretly I'm crossing my fingers that they've grown a supplementary limb and decided that a mullet is the correct hairstyle choice for themselves.
These are women who have lied to me about being pregnant, stolen my writing and used it to woo new girlfriends, and women who cheated on me, or broke the bro code and slept with my friends.
I guess though that these are also women who made me laugh, surprised me at work on my lunch break with coffee and even once made me chicken noodle soup when I was sick.
does that warrant forgiveness?
pfft. NO.
I hope they all have fuckin mullets. and a large infestation of SQUIRRELS.
bitches be bitches.
Thought of the day - Sleeping pills Vs. Autocorrect - Autocorrect wins. Tiny fisting anal dusting.
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