A Lesson In Life

I'm going to verbally reenact the first few moments of my day.



zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Dreaming about ponies! dreaming about PONIES! Ponies Ponies POONNIIESSS!! tra la laaa laaa Dreaming about Ponies and sunshine and rainbows zzzzzz


BEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP BEEEP MOTHER FUCKING BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEP
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


*smashes alarm clock*


who the fuck forgets to turn their alarm clock off on their day off? THIS GUY!

grumble.

Ponies.