Pants Vs. Hormones

when I was a kid, I drank milk straight out of a bucket. from the teet-to my teeth.
the cows ate grass and hay and didn't get daily injections of god knows what to make them over produce their juice.
now, you can't even buy raw milk. it's ILLEGAL. illegal! can you believe that?
for the longest time, from like age 5 to age 23, I stayed the eff away from milk, or milk related products. during that time I was under the impression I was lactose intolerant. turns out I was actually gluten intolerant. it makes sense now. whenever I had cereal with milk, ice cream on a cone, grilled cheese with the bread..we always assumed it was the milk related stuff making me sick. even after I found out I could easily have milk I pretty much had no desire to ever consume it. the thought of it used to make me uneasy. I mean...it comes from a cows giant NIPPLE. eeeecckk.
but recently I've rediscovered my love for milk. maybe it's because quebec takes it's dairy realllllyyy fucking seriously. but the sealtest skim milk is pretty much my favorite thing in the world the past 3 weeks. I've cut pop from my diet completely. and I'm "working" on cutting coffee. HA.NOTEVENREALLY. but I love milk. I LOVE it. I drink like a litre of it a day.
but I still don't think I could ever drink raw milk again like when I was a kid. esp when it's WARM. ugggghhh so gross.
I'll take the hormones thanks.
lord knows I could use the enhancement in the estrogen department *burps*
*scratches ass*
*stares blatantly at your rack*

WHAT!?