Pants Vs. Today

It's still amusing to me that the fact that I'm a lesbian is enough to make people nervous. or awkward.
and that sometimes, even just mentioning the word is enough to send people into a tizzy.
it's laughable.
I mean seriously people, is it STILL such a shocking revelation to find out someone is gay??
should I be retreating to my closet for the duration of the time it takes the world to get a fucking clue?

apparently.

In other news. I got my offer letter from my new 'employer' (as a rule I'm not going to ever mention the name of the bank I work for, just because.)
the new employer bought out my current employer. instead of laying us all off, they've offered us the option to stay on at our current position, all business as usual. but in doing so we have to agree to sign this offer letter that is about as clear as the muddy banks of Wishkah.
this is where I tie into the fact that this week marks the 20 year anniversary of Nirvana's "Nevermind" being released. I owned that album on CASSETTE TAPE PEOPLE.
way to feel old.
but back to my original point - I have to sign a letter that makes no clear sense. and my attempt at gaining clarity was just met with more uncertainty. I'm kind of hoping I get laid off. I could use the pay out to fund a goat farm in southern bc. which as you all know, is currently my goal in life.
that and to somehow recreate Kate Winslet's rack perfectly as a pillow.

Hey, we all gotta dream big sometimes.

thought of the day - THESE are not spirit fingers. THEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSE ARE SPIRIT FINGERS!