Today at work one of my coworkers fell asleep on the job. Can't blame him really. we work nights. your body is not meant to be awake at 4am. let alone on a consistent basis.
today though, my other coworker, decided to prank the sleeping fellow. I OF COURSE did not encourage any of the pranking at ALL.
LIESLIESLIESLIESSSSSSS ha!
because the one guy was sleeping with his mouth agape and snoring rather loudly, we looked around for things to place in his mouth. from chess pieces to salt. but eventually decided on ketchup. The plan was for the prank guy to squirt a packet of ketchup into sleeping guys mouth, then run real fucking fast away so when he woke up, he wouldn't know what was going on.
this would have been perfect, except that A. Sleeping guy DIDN'T wake up. and B. some of the ketchup ended up ON sleeping guys face. in the perfect spot for it to look like a nosebleed. the ensuing laughter was still not enough to rouse sleeping guy from his restful slumber. it wasn't until almost 5 minutes later that he even woke up. AND HE STILL DIDN'T NOTICE HE HAD KETCHUP ON HIS FACE!!!
how he didn't notice the stuff in his mouth either is beyond me. but he was going about his work for a solid 5 minutes before noticing he had a ketchup nose bleed. the funniest part for me wasn't the actual act of the prank, but the reaction of pranking guy while sleeping guy was oblivious to his ketchup stache. I don't think I've seen a guy laugh SO hard, or turn SO red in my life. pure hilarity.
my retelling of course doesn't do it proper justice.
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