I literally saw a guy taking a piss on the side of the road on my way home from work this morning.

what goes through a persons mind when they are just strolling along the sidewalk, 7:30 in the morning, and have to pee? do they think GEE I bet this busy intersection wont even notice when I whip my junk out into the open and just urinate alllll over this grass!

I wonder what would happen if a chick were doing the same thing, and just popped a squat right there on king edward.

the world we live in.

thought of the day - I'm procrastinating my previous promise of a hilarious financial related post. mostly cause I'm tired due to the fact that I got hardly any quality sleep yesterday thanks to my new regimen of sleeping meds.

in other news. I'm in the market for a new laptop. walmart literally has them on sale right now for 300 dollars. THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS. for an HP that's better than the one I have now! what craziness! working the stat means I banked just over 750 bucks for ONE SINGLE DAY OF WORK. which means I can either pay my parents back the bucket loads of cash I owe them from when I broke my wrist.....orrrr I can buy a laptop.
wait..my parents read this..

MUM! DAD! ERASE YOUR MEMORIES NOW!

jk. Love you guys :)

NIGHT!

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