Pants Vs. Sobriety.

Dear friends who have ever encountered me intoxicated,


I wanted to write you an open letter today to express my extreme gratitude that we're still friends even after you've encountered me intoxicated. I want to apologize for the (likely countless) number of times you've had to suffer my insufferable self. I have grown far past the days where binge drinking was a tri-weekly ritual. and I need you to know that I now know how hard it must have been for you to tolerate me on any level.

SINCERELY, Pants


I DD'd a bunch of people home tonight. it was an adventure let me tell you. It makes me wonder what I was like to be around when other people were sober, and I was hammered. It also makes me really glad that I hardly ever drink anymore.


in other news. I had another birthday party this evening to attend (thus the drunk people) it was a good time. I played some pool, chatted with some nice folks. smoked way too many cigarettes and saw far too few boobs.
I want to take this moment to share with people that if I ever decide to celebrate my birthday in any sort of social gathering sort of way, I expect a lot more boobs.

in other other news. tonight has made me wonder on more than one occasion if I'm the only one who worries about people getting home safely. to the point where I take it as a personal responsibility to make sure people get home safe. Yes, I am THAT girl who sits in my car in your drive way while you fumble with your keys and fall over planters just to make sure you actually walk in the door safely. I am THAT girl who refuses to let you wait for a cab alone outside a dark bar at 3am. who also doesn't like watching you get into a cab alone even though you reassure me a thousand times you'll be ok. I'm also that girl who checks her phone for signs of life when it's been an acceptable amount of time for you to return home to make sure you actually do text me to tell me you're in the door. Where does this instinct come from? I'm not sure. maybe it's the control freak in me. or maybe it's too many bad experiences I've had, or my friends have had in the past. regardless, I'm THAT girl.
I'm also home safe. in case anyone was wondering.

thought of the day - I want a new tattoo.