some fun outtakes from my morning conversation with the always lovely Cortney -

P - PS. - 158 days until Dakota fanning turns 18!
C - You would know that.
P - I would. it's only like 4.5 months away! I'ma throw a party.
C - Oh ya?
P - Totally. the "I'm no longer legally a pedophile" party!

P - Have you seen Whip It?
C - Not since it came out but yes
P - It's so good. but I'm legit ovulating. because I just watched Apollo 13 too and cried like a little bitch.


In regards to Diablo Cody -

P - I want to molest her talent


C - I've got so many holes in my arms from iv's and needles the past few days I look like a pin cushion
P - Don't Drink anything!!!
P - you're like a human syv
P - how the FUCK do you spell syv? sive?
C - Nooooo idea
P - Sieve
P- I googled it.
P - that's retarded though.
C - Why the e? totally unnecessary
P - I blame the french
C - I would too
P - They always throw E's around like we just got an unlimited supply.
C - Like lesbians and their "Y"
P - misplaced Y's are the bane of my fucking existence.
P - I'm just going to name my kid "Y"
P - the lesbians heads will explode
C - you'd be the coolest lesbian to all lesbians out there
P - QUEEN DYKE! all others bow to my misplaced Y domination!
P - I am the greatest lesbian in the land!
P - wait sorry. Thy Grytyst lysbyn yn thy lynd.
P - it's easy to be great like me. jyst ryplyycy yvyry vywyl wyth a y.
P - God. that took way too much effort.
P- I relinquish my crown.


P - side note - hilarious moment at the grocery store. An asian girl was standing outside with a dog and yells at her husband "don't forget the bbq sauce!" I'm scared for the dog.
C - would have been better if she had a cat carrier