In honor of Emma Stone once again hosting SNL I just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone of this little gem ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6UFnXkgVb4



when I broke my wrist back in july, I went around singing this song all the time. but still only managed to get like 3 people to sign my cast. but it was glow in the dark. sooooo really can't complain.
the story of how I broke my wrist isn't as cool as slipping in pesky grape jelly.. but it does involve a hot girl, a mosh pit, and copious amounts of gin. and really, when you put those three things together...only one of two things can happen. you break a limb..or you have porno quality sex.
lucky me..I get a broken wrist.


someone needs to write an intimate letter to my internal alarm clock and tell it that 2 hours of sleep, after being awake for near 35 hours, isn't acceptable. and as much as I appreciate all the extra time being awake so I can catch up on Bones and play tetris...I'd MUCH rather be asleep.

I'm playing a poker tournament tomorrow. so..I need to be rested..so I can cash in. Apparently I have to make good on a bet I made with my mate Brian well over a year ago regarding sales goals at work and ending up with me in a dress. I KNOW. A FUCKING DRESS!
I'm not meant to ever be in a dress. the overall awkward bowling pin shape of me, coupled with the fact that I'm more vulgar than like ALL OF NEWFOUNDLAND, makes for some hilarious times to be had at my expense.
I don't own any dresses. which means I'll have to go pay actual cash monies on something I'll likely never wear again..unless I make another stupid bet. I guess we shall see.

tomorrow is going to be an interesting day. I think we may see just how morally depraved I actually am. ....no..that has nothing to do with the dress. come on. What's morally depraved about a dress??!! even IF I'M THE ONE IN IT!

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