Cuddle Rape.
Spoon Molest.
Snuggle Struggle.

theeseeee are a fewww of my favorite thiinnngss

also. my face is peeling. MY FACE. IS PEELING.
how?? you may ask. I ASKED TO! it's not like I ever volunteer my pasty white ass up to the sun. so how the eff is it peeling?
ohh right.
hey, just so you know. if you ever want to save money on a chemical peel or exfoliating creams..just face molest a pillow in blatant sexual frustration. then don't stop even after it starts to hurt a lot.
then wait a few days.
then it will peel.
mystery solved!


in other news, the quitting of one job went well. my boss was nice enough to let me stick around to say goodbye to my team. and they still have to pay me until feb 6th. so I'm currently collecting a pay check for sitting here in my underpants writing in my blog. god. if only REAL LIFE was always like this.
I also got a call today to inform me that I'm officially gainfully employed in Edmonton! praise hey-zues! I had to wait for my background check to go through. I don't think I've ever been so thankful that young stupid me never got into any trouble with the law.
I'm also really excited to start my new job. I loves me a challenge.
I'm not really excited to be saying goodbye to ottawa in 2 weeks though. I feel like I have so much to do. I haven't even started packing.

in other other news, I need to put pants on. so I can feel like this paycheck I'm collecting is justifiable. also I need to go outside. and outside doesn't appreciate me sans pants as much as you guys do.

thought of the day - your jersey shore. YEA YOU.