Pants Vs. WTF?

I just pulled a large amount of cotton batting out of my underpants.
and let me tell you that I had already put them on! I had already worn them around for a few hours and not even noticed anything strange. it wasn't until I went to the bathroom that I realized there was extra padding in my junk.
we're talking full on teddy bear type stuffing cotton batting. like some plush toy went all homicidal rage on another toy and decided to hide the evidence in my UNDERPANTS.
guys. how do these things happen?
not only are the circumstance particularly ridiculous, but....I DON'T OWN ANY FUCKING STUFFED ANIMALS.
let alone anything that requires cotton batting to survive. nor do I own anything else that may use cotton batting.
so how did it make it's way into my underpants? HOW DID IT MAKES ITS WAY INTO MY UNDERPANTS UNNOTICED???
I can only assume that during the manufacturing process, some child laborer in china was bored and decided to hide it in the dink hole (cause yes, I do wear male boxer briefs. I've written an ode to them before.), then sat back on their allotted 3 second bathroom break and CACKLED at the thought of some random person going to put their ginch on one day would have this delightful surprise to contend with.
don't get me wrong. it could have been worse. they could have put a scorpion in the dink hole of my underpants. which wouldn't be pleasant at all.
but it's still really effin strange.

thought of the day - saying dink hole is much more amusing than I figured it would be. dink hole!