Pants Vs. Idiots.

I wish I could hold an occupy movement wherein I (and the majority of those I choose to associate with) are the 1%...and the rest of the population are idiots.
could we protest the clear need to have some kind of standardized testing in place when people decide to BREED?

remember when we were kids and the notion of GRAMMAR was a part of OUR EDUCATION?
better yet, remember CALM? where they taught us how to budget. and the evils of credit.

maybe it's just an Alberta thing. because whenever I mention calm class to anyone here they just raise their fuzzy eyebrows at me. like I'M the crazy one for having a rounded education.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS GRADE 13 ABOUT THEN? you got a WHOLE OTHER YEAR OF SCHOOL. yet somehow, my hill billy back water education far surpasses those out here.

ok ok. that's not a fair assumption. I'm sure a lot of people in Ontario are just as educated and self aware as me. maybe I'm just annoyed because I keep running into these people, who for the most part, seem to be stable and interesting. but then turn out to be just effing stupid.

I wish that when someone asks you, what is it that you actually want from me, they would just answer. no bullshit. no ho hum de dum. no well if it were different I would want this. WELL IT ISN'T FUCKING DIFFERENT IS IT?
despite my moral depravity in most situations, I'm not an idiot. and you don't get the benefit of the doubt from me when you ARE an idiot.

SO THERE. *sticks tongue out for dramatic effect*


in other news. I get to go for sushi tomorrow with likely the hottest chick in Ottawa. though it will never make up for the loss of red deer sushi, it's still something to be excited about :)